Nigeria Guy laments on how auto-correct made him Insult his Mother on Whatsapp

Nigeria Guy laments on how auto-correct made him Insult his Mother on Whatsapp


Nigeria Guy laments on how auto-correct made him Insult his Mother on Whatsapp

A Nigerian man identified as @itsBollyLomo on social media, shared a screenshot of how auto-correct, corrected a message he sent to his mom.
He shared the screenshot with the caption:
“Autocorrect has finally finished me”
Nigerians immediately trooped in to the thread to react Hilariously. See some comments below;
@LordOreos_ wrote: “Go collect her phone. Delete am.”
@TheFJAY_ wrote: “Better go and start reciting The Lord’s Prayer”
Another user, who felt the screenshot might be fake, asked why a grown man will be addressing his mother with “How Far?”.. But then, a user quickly pointed out that the mother probably went somewhere, and he was only asking her, How Far it went..: “Probably she went somewhere and he was like mum how far. Like how far the place she went to I guess”
Another user hilariously wrote:
“Uncle just quickly share your properties and pick site for burial with immediate effect”
While others are waiting for a screenshot of his mother’s reply.

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